Top 5 emoji

🫃. honorable mention to its use as a transgender agenda dogwhistle; a beautifully yaoiful image in the unicode 14 spec. use indicates you are of course some kind of pervert, whether it be a sicknasty trans gender or a BL fan or perhaps even just into feederism. +2
🎣. big ups to reeling in the big one. fantastic for victories with the homegirls. also fantastic for flagging a post as bait. no notes
🫶. we literally have a plethora of heart emoji– like over two dozen by my count– but this one is different. its skeumorphic. it’s the reactor’s equivalent of a love beam attack. peace love and joy in the world. it’s also the perfect finishing blow after clowning the piss outta someone
🐴. it and its older sibling 🐎 pose a perfect nonsequitur for all occasions: evil intimidating horse; horse reacting a man. the possibilities are endless. not my horse, not my race. making it your problem anyway.
🧹. versatile. slightly maidly touch. i’m cheerfully sweeping this post off of your screen so you don’t have to look at it anymore. i’m thwapping you over the head with the business end. i may even be euphemistically using it to attack you with a polearm. who knows!

honorable mention:

a discord screencap of me telling people not to feet react me. i've been reacted to with every emoji even vaguely foot-related five times, and for some reason, the italian emoji twice. i am notably not italian.